Vomit Blood! Busy for Nothing...
I've been so damn busy since the mid of last week. Running here, running there. Trying to get back every clientale files from every advisor. All these to prepare for the audit.

Tommorrow is finally THE day. and yes, i have shit umpteen times...
BUT, at least everything is in order now. Different advisor's file at different place, all files are in alphabetical order...

I HAVE FINALLY COMPLETE MY MISSION!
*jumps with joy*
Auditor! Come anytime, i'll take u on!

THEN....
At the point where i had pack up for home, to be exact, half way on the MRT train (Bishan station). My boss told me the audit had been postpone to next week!

URGH!!!!

Busy for nothing!!!

can someone get me a sandbag so that i can bash the hell out of it? Human sandbag also welcome. Pls send ur request to my email. thank you.

I WANNA BASH!!! BASH BASH BASH!
6/30/2004 11:50:00 PM
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New experience
My neighbourhood just had a major black-out. The whole neighbourhood is in darkness. Thanks to the rain this morning, the sky is clear, so we can still make things out in the moonlight.

It make me think of zombie movies, like Residential Evil.

Scare? No, just excited. VERY EXCITED...
Too bad it only last for 20min.

Havn't been blogging for the past few days coz i'm busy preparing for the audit on thursday. Knowing that it's just 2 days away make me wanna shit (excuse me!)-_-"

FRIDAY--Girl's night out! and El is on PPMS (Post Pre-Menstral Syndrom)

SATURDAY--Hubby Day! Went shopping abit, Watch "Around the World in 80 Days". Very funny... I get this earring, look!

ADVERTISEMENT!
Hey everyone, head on now to Mos Burger, they are selling a very cool dessert, it's Freeze strawberry!! Can u believe it, My favourite S'berry!! They coat a white chocolate on top, with fresh cream inside the fruit...

YUMMY!

What are you waiting for? Go NOW! Selling only at 3 for $1.


Keep this to yourself though.. If everybody is buying it, it will go out of stock! NNOOOOOO!!!!! 6/29/2004 10:56:00 PM
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Complaining
I want to complain!
I want to complain!

Just something that get on my nerve on the way home..
No! Could say that it's stepping on my (manicured) toes liao!
Humph!

As you see, being the poor P.A. like me, I have to attend all kinds of function with my boss. So, i knock off at 9:40pm tonight after a seminar at SPC (S'pore Post Ctr) My kind boss drop me off at Ang Mo Kio after seeing that i'm such poor thing. So i took the train to Yishun and switch to bus 858. There was this father and son sitting on the row behind me and this is what happen on board...

Dad: A for apple, red red apple
Son: *echo after the dad*

Dad: B for Banana, u like banana?
Son: *nodding head* B for banana

Dad: C for carrot
Son: C for Karen... (-_-")
Dad: No, it's carrot.
Son: Karen
Dad: No, no, repeat after daddy: CAARRROOOTTT!
Son: Karen! *with a i-am-clever look*

(-_-")This is my expression while sitting in front of them...

What's the meaning of this? I really thought this little kiddo is calling me and i turn back! Why associate my name with a vegetable!? Carrot and Karen and MILES apart!

In the end, i realise my mistake and folly, give them a force grin and turn back... Pretending to think the kiddo is the cutest creature on Earth...

INFURIATING!!! 6/24/2004 12:31:00 AM
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Time Not Enough
My God, i feel like a bee!

Buzz here
Buzz there...

Busy!! (pun intended)

Okay, let's have a look at the schedule for this week

Monday(past)--Work (9:00--18:00)
Tuesday(past)--Work + tuition (9:00--22:00)
Wednesday(today)--Work + Seminar w/boss (9:00--22:00)
Thursday--Work + tuition (9:00-20:45)
Friday--Work + meeting with pals (9:00--22:00)
Saturday--Work + go out w/hubby (10:00--23:00)

Sunday is the only day i can rest!!
Poor poor me....

I really wish i have more than 24hr a day...
Not enough time for sleeping! 6/23/2004 10:11:00 AM
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Sorted
These few days did not blog as i was busy sorting out my feelings and nursing my wound. *ouch

I'm also busy enjoying my time with Bee,now that both of us each have own responsibilities, we had grown closer. It's like back to honeymoon period. ^__^

Did u see hearts swimming above my head? <3 <3

My only guilt is not spending enough time with my precious, Yoyo. She's still as sweet as ever, just brought her for a walk (half way thru the walk, she shit and the shit got stunk to her tail, she panic -it's her worst fear- and i had no tissue paper, so gotta carry her home and clean her up -_-" ) and shower her, now, she's in coma.

Work wise, everything was GOOD GOOD GOOD.
Do i have to say more? I'm the luckiest person in Singapore, if the pay was higher, i'm the luckiest person in the World.

Saturday out hanging with sisters, shopping for pressie for our birthday princess.

SUCH A CHORE!!!
Lynn, your taste is too unique!! We practically broke our brain thinking of it.
(no, i lie, we end up shopping ourselves, and enjoy every moment of it ^__^ I even end up being the office wear fashion teacher. No thanks to Man!)

Some pics to enjoy...

Saw this guy outside Orchard MRT station, he's standing like a statue, then suddenly, he'll struggle as if in pain, while mouth shape into a silent scream... He's promoting World Peace by the way..

Checker's Restaurent


Company

6/21/2004 09:29:00 PM
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Evidence
6/17/2004 01:21:00 AM
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Where is my seat?
My boss told me today that there will be another secretary coming along. It belong to another director, but since they are sharing office, the secretary space is shared too.

DAMN BLOODY HELL!
My space is already very squeezed! No thanks to all the cats thing the old secretary place around. *sniff

So, in the end, there was some minor adjustment made to MY space.. The drawer cubicle was original attached to my table, it was moved out. I had to help to move too. In the end, i cut myself.

I could curse all the way to Johor....

It was quite deep, immediately, blood started flowing, it stained the carpet, stain my chair (great, now people will think i stain my chair during my menses!), luckily it miss my skirt. Or i can go home with a paper bag over my head with 2holes cut in them...

So bloody paiseh!!

Anyway, back to the pain. It wasn't very painful in the beginning,just alot of unstoppable blood, maybe it's bcoz my threshold for pain is quite strong.. But after awhile, it get unbearably pain!! I could feel my pulse under the thumb, feel it pumping blood out.. So red it's almost black.. (oh, this's also my favourite nail polish color, for your info..)

I get worried abit coz the wound is at a joint, so the blood still dripping after awhile. Luckily, my boss tied a tight plaster (so tight my thumb turn blue (-_-") ), after awhile, it's ok. But the plaster look like disgusting!

Can this be classified under freak accident at workplace? If it does, i can claim damages from my company!! Loss of blood!! Loss of composure (i "ouch" quite loud)!! Loss of face.... *sob now everyone will think i'm a xiao jie liao... 6/16/2004 04:11:00 PM
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I'm Losing it, Am i?
Nowadays, people stop reading my blog.. I use to hit 30 read per day easily. But now, the average amount people reading is like 18 per day....

Even the bitchy news i posted up only regulate 2 bitchy comments...

WAZZUP!!!

Hurt
hurt
hurt, more hurt...

My topic not interesting liao is it? Dear dear.....

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Today, i attend my first meeting, a small, in formal one. With only about 8 members (inc my boss and me), and i practise my minutes skills. I really regret sleeping in class. I seriously remember there's a class on minutes. But could not remember what was taught to me...

Haiz~ Not my fault, SO DRY!!

Today, i 1st time meet Susie, she own the Tattoo Bar, and a Tattoo shop. Cool! Guess that next time i go tattoo got discount liao! Yeah!

Anyway, it's the tradition of prudential to head for makan after the meeting.. So, we hit the bar after eating Hainanese Chicken rice. It's was an eye opener, the serious people i knew all become animal! All party animal!!

Siao!!!
Scary!!
Jia Lat!!

Nonetheless, it let me see the other side of the colleage... 6/14/2004 11:37:00 PM
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What do u think of this?
Today an old friend called me. He's have not been bugging me since i'm with hubby. He liked me before...

Then this guy got happily attached, and is planning for ROM this year end. They had even choose the gown. The gf is the same age as me, but this guy is 9yrs our senior. The had been co-habiting. And the guy pamper her so much that he even washes their laundry, underwear included. (x_x)If the girl complain that she is sick of the room color, the guy would buy home paint the next day...

Today, the news is that they had broken up. Coz the gf had sex with her ex, who is also a friend of my friend. And now the girl wants a break-up, so that she can still continue to sleep with the man. Oh, this "other" man is just 23-yr-o... and this "other guy" had told her that he will not recognise her as his girlfriend coz he is studying for a degree now and had no wish for BGR committment.

But the thing is, this girl is still living with my friend, just that she move out of the master bedroom. But in the end, my friend says she is very use to having the bathroom, so he move out to the spare room...

And the girl ask him if he mind her bringing the "other guy" home.. my friend say he'll treat the guy to chopper if he dare to turn up in his house...

And my friend told her that any time she want to return to him, he is willing to forgive her and take her back... Provided that she cut of all contact with her ex.

Until...
Last nite, my friend happen to pass by the master bedroom and heard the girl talking to this "other guy".. She was saying she hated to mop the floor, and want my friend to mop, but she doesn't know how to tell him that... and that she is not use to doing her own laundry...

My friend blood boils....

Now the gown had to be cancelled, together with the ROM date.

I have never like this girl, her face irk me.
But i feel she is real slutty...

SLUT!
6/11/2004 09:01:00 PM
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$5 gone
As yesterday was my last day as a freelance manicurist, I decided to pamper myself and get a French manicure.

I have always love French mani, I use to do it on myself all the time. Sweet yet classy. Able to go with most clothing. ^__^

Horror of Horror!

This morning I wake up to find my pillow texture on my French nails!

ARGH!!!!

The nail polish is not dry after ELEVEN HOURS!!

Damn! My $5 down the drain! Might as well I do myself! Duh!

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New colleague
Knew an agent from my office. She's in a dragon boat team. And is a play director cum playwrite. She had even won awards!

But this lady thoughts frighten me. Her plays are famous for being mentally disturbing.

This is one of the less psycho play...

The guy and the mannequin
The Guy is having an incest relationship with his sister (Let's call this psychopath AA). The sister is 15 yrs younger, and from young, AA is obssess with his little sister. He love her with ALL his heart. And since young, he's been sexually abusing this little sister. But the little sister thought it is brotherly affaction. Then as the sister grow up to be a teenager, and started to know about birds and bees. The guilt on AA conscious weigh on him constantly.

One day, the sister brought back a mannequin prop use for the skit in school. Soon, AA soon regard the mannequin as the sister herself.. By the end of it, he was talking to it as though it was the sister. One day, after the "deed", AA was telling the mannequin how sorry he is and all the shit. And the sister heard it by accident, she confronted AA. Ended up she kana killed by AA, who stab her with a knife over and over again, all the time chanting "sorry sorry" to her..

And that's the end!

This show is actually show in London... 6/11/2004 12:16:00 AM
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Crazily Busy!
It's been the 3rd day into my job. It's generally quite easy. Just to take note of everything! So i have a permenent notebook by my side, so whenever something come up, i'd just scribble it into the notebook. then transfer it to sumwhere appropriate. Like the planner or something..

But it's so tiring! From the moment i step into the office, i'll start to meddle my boss affair. Then sort out my own affair, -since i dun hav a secretary-and the letters in the office as well!

Like last night, i knock off at 10pm! attending a talk with my boss... So i reach home about 11pm, sleep about 1am. This morning, i wake at 7.15am. I'm a robot. -_-"

In this job, i suddenly treasure friends alot. Coz it's like impossible to be close to someone at the workplace. Coz there are bound to be some office politics. Esp in such big company...

So all my friends out there, just to say that

I LOVE U ALL!
I may not be the type that keep chasing u, but u will still have a special place in my hearts! 6/09/2004 11:16:00 PM
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~Hibernating~
Hav't been blogging for days.. Coz i'm too simply too busy (I'm very popular u noe?)and bcoz my PC network down for reason unknown.. My finger itch until drop off liao. Blogger must be really making tonnes of money.. This thing is ADDICTIVE!

Ok, guys. So just for today let me rattle my mouth off k? I've got lotsa things to report.

^__^ Bare with me me me me me me *echo*

Saturday -- DVD marathon at hubby's house. Last Samurai was superb!

Sunday--
I went to the PC Show at Expo on Sunday, not there to buy stuff, but to sell stuff. I'm selling compaq presario laptop. My luck was good! I sold 6 sets, earning $200 in just one day..

YEAH!!! *jump about with hands in the air*

And TODAY, is my first day at work.
Surprise?

There's more! I'm now officially the secretary of the financial director at Prudential. *ya-ya look*

How cool is that!? Muahahaha!

Hey, hey! Dun run away, i dun sell insurance! My job is just to keep my boss busy, and to clear up any shit he leave behind... Double cool for me, coz my boss is actually an angel from heaven, so chances that he shit for me to clear is 1 to 1 million. ^__^

One thing to take note, all the secretaries had on think rim specs! Ok, so my specs can be put into good use liao!

Muahahaha! *hand on waist, and puff up chest* 6/07/2004 10:02:00 PM
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Old, Withered, Pathetic?
It is so frightening to grow old. When one grow old, boobs, cheek and butt will sag.. No, correction, EVERYWHERE sag.. and if u have sharp features, u will somehow resemble a witch. Want it or not, it is to stay..

And the only entertainment will be the square box which show the world, where u wanted to go but afraid dun have the chance anymore. U will regret for wasting away the youth, not doing anything explosive..

Suddenly u realise,
U HAD WASTE A LIFETIME AWAY.
worst, U ARE ABOUT TO DIE ANYTIME!

Scary!

It's better if u'r rich, coz all ur children & grandchildren will still be very nice to u in hope u might leave something valuable to them. And u will age with grace.. (with all the botox + surgery, who doesn't? As long as u have $$$)

Or u could get urself a toyboy.. Keep u entertain by making u feel young again.Only if ur pussy is still functioning...

Haiz! And if u'r poor? May God spend all his power to bless u..
Dun be too greedy, just pray that the children dun throw u out of the house when u can't control ur poo anymore. And still give u 3 meals a day..

It's so frightening to grow old..

I don't want to grow old!
I don't want to grow old!
I don't want to grow old!

HELP!! can someone stop the time?
I wish to be 20 forever!! 6/04/2004 01:14:00 AM
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I am soo bloody lucky!
Hey! Guess what, my com had kana virus again!! who's luckier than me? Raise up your hand!

I can't believe my luck, i had did all the precaution, i even use Stinger, the virus combator. It help abit, at least i can still use my com, with the virus, that is.

On average, my com will get virus like half a year? or more than that, i'm not sure. I HAD LOST COUNT! It's this bad...

Now, i'm busy getting all the important documents onto the Internet. Like pics, words and other relevent stuff.

But well, i just bought a specs today. VERY similar to the one yoyo chew up. But very different in price. My original one cost $68, but this one cost me $100! Now i'm considering to let yoyo sell her backside to pay the remainder. It's her fault anyway, must teach her to be responsible dog.. one must be responsible for one's action.

Ok, so all u out there who have backside fetish and wish to touch yoyo's backside can come forward. One touch $5, and mind you, no pinching! FYI, yoyo's my maltese..

So now, Q up! 6/03/2004 01:40:00 AM
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R.I.P My beloved Specs
Yoyo chew up my beloved specs. I had on this specs for coming 3 months already, and was in love with it. Not only does it suit my face, it is very comfortable when worn. As the 2 clips on the nose bridge does not hurt your nose after prolong wearing..

It happen on Sunday, at first i thought nothing of it.

"I could always bring back to the shop to have another done"

I was wrong.

Very wrong.

The shop dun have the brown color frame left. And guess wat, it had stop production on this series of frame. So it's like IMPOSSIBLE to get the same frame again.

EVER AGAIN.

I feel like bawling my eyes out!

What should i do?

I want my specs!! 6/01/2004 01:15:00 PM
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